By Kesare Sauvage
YAVIN IV – Unconfirmed reports and accusations are being levelled at the Sith Empress Rowe today, by Kalway Jedi Master Thalia Spintrus…
“A confirmed biological agent has been introduced into the water supply of Yavin IV by apparently the Sith.”
Master Spintrus then continued her allegations, admitting she lacked proof but was instead told by The Force.
“This is not yet wholly confirmed, but a ship registered to the Empire was noted as leaving the system by the KOJN and listening post readings. Force Sense revealed the presence of a biological agent within the waters along with the presence of the Empress of the Sith Empire herself.”
A renowned and fearless Marauder, the Empress is well known for her use of ‘biological agents’ to secure her numerous victories having used her Fleets at Brentaal IV and Corellia, and the Ror’Jihan ships to eliminate the last of the Infestites on Byss, as well as the personal duels fought with lightsabers against the sorcery of the Traitor Infestus on at least two occasions and countless victories in lightsaber duels over a wide range of enemies across at least two decades if not more.
Reports of the Kalway Fleets returning to defend the Jedi moon have been rumored across the Gordian Reach and commercial traffic is ‘advised to bring potable water and not to pack bathing suits.’
The Lethan Chancellor Elect of the NGR, Bhailli’jeh Freykaa, a former Jedi student on the Moon, continued the attacks as the news spread.
“The Sith hot off the heels of their questionable tactics on Corellia. The kidnapping of this Republics elected officials for ransom like a common petty thug. Now, this petty regime have openly set it’s sights on Balmorra with the arrogance well fitting its reputation. These are actions of a gluttonous , desperate aggressor with an undying thirst that must be halted. Not only has the aforementioned come to pass but she also has like a petulant despot lashed out at the allies of this Republic devastating the ecology of an entire planet!”
At the most recent meeting of the Galactic Republic, the Chancellor Elect also found time to heap abuse upon the Empress who was also present, comparing the Empire to a brazen, power drunk noble gorging itself on worlds.
“You see, only what you are allowed to see Empress, It is not me who denies you sight however, it is your own lust for power, worlds to devour, lives to bend the knee to you at the cost of their very right to self. Yes, i fought, yes I clawed to be where I am there is no shame in this, it is a glory.. You are not.. divine, you are so far form it that you cannot even see the light of it, you are Shadow and you are.. to all things.. Death.”
“We must as a whole not only obviously condemn the actions of this rogue state, but also it’s Empress. This high office wishes to extend to Yavin IV our support it is monumental task of cleanup., if there is anything we may do know that this Republic shall upon your request. With all of these actions mounting, I urge this, our great Senate to be ready to address the Byss issue, this cannot, and should not be allowed to endure!”
‘As Chancellor, I appeal to the angel of out better natures to stop this empire, for all who have bled for our great freedoms- we must, be ready this session to speak your hearts and minds lest she own them both in the end.. “
The Empress has not responded to these new allegations, but to the old said, “And was I this dark plague you speak of when I so graciously allowed you to depart from the Empire to serve your people? Generally when you become an ally you hold that until you choose to leave or you give us reason not to trust you anymore. But we just kill you for that. I don’t do second chances.”
UPDATE
“We come to you live in the capital city of Validestius where the Empress just finished a press conference on Balmorra. The Empress was asked for a response to the unfounded claims that she somehow single-handedly snuck off of Byss to Yavin undetected even by her own guard corps, to poison their water. The Empress chuckled a moment at the question before looking at the camera as if speaking directly to Master Thalia of KOJ and the new chancellor elect of the NGR. “Insolent whelp over here trying to implicate me in some sort of petty defacing of their property like a common thug. I am an Empress, we don’t traipse around Jedi moons toying with their water,” she says laughing. “My favorite part is, “I have no proof it is Rowe, but the force said it was.” Rolls her eyes as she takes out her script pad, “Thalia I am writing you a referral for mental health. It is clear you have lost control of your own faculties at this point. Get some help, this is another desperate plea by the Jedi and the NGR…..the losing side of this conflict, to make us sound like the bad guys. Odd, our citizens are all rich, we have no homeless….oh and we’re not using the Mandalorians like hired goons to do our “dirty work” either. Sit there in your pile of lies and keep casting stones. You only make us look better the more you do.”
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